Ol' Fashioned Love

Once upon a time, love was simple... you needed only to tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree and it would be known, though sitting under the apple tree with someone other than your girl would send a clear message to the contrary. But as modern times have come about, it seems as though love in one's tummy is no longer so yummy yummy yummy. It's as if we need a witch doctor, or love potion #9, to really make our feelings known.

Enter this handy flowchart. As you can see, it illustrates the easiest way for the girl of your dreams to show her true feelings. That dull thud you hear from the floorboards? That's the thud of her heart when she thinks about you. That clinking from the heat pipe, though... that shows that while she may seem warm, her emotions are cold and metallic. The one concern? The values of eras past may not be understandable to today's youth, and then, no matter what we did, it would likely be Judy's turn to cry. If you feel the message is not wasted on modern youth, do tell. We wish to ease the troubles of the lovelorn, not deepen their pain.

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